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7 Great Things You Can Do With LOL! Magic
TimeDragon888 Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:47 am
Originally posted by TimeDragon888 on 12 Jul 2010. Link here: http://surrealtwilight.com/viewtopic.php?p=352737#p352737
Ever seen David Copperfield? Yeah, you know, the guy who made a truck disappear. I know, he also walked through the Great Wall of China. But so what? With LOL! Magic, you can make galaxies disappear! Something's blocking your way? Blow it off the face of the planet! You can make even the most skilled magicians of this planet cower in terror at your astounding powers.
1. Create matter out of nothing
Screw the laws of physics! Who says that matter can't be created or destroyed? Materialize guns and drills out of nowhere! Remove your enemies from existence with a flick of your fingers! Anything is possible with enough LOL!. Never mind that creating too much matter will eventually cause the universe to collapse under its own gravity, enjoy life while you can!
2. Conduct death-defying stunts
Thought the Matrix was cool? Well, even Neo can't compare to you as you laugh maniacally while surfing a gigantic flaming sword down from the stratosphere which crashes straight into your enemy. Or perhaps you'd like to dodge 15 million lasers coming at you at the same time while firing 15 million lasers back with your fingers. Latin chanting in the background is completely optional.
3. Travel between planets instantly
Interstellar travel has become even zippier with LOL! Magic. No more travelling at light speeds and taking years to reach the next galaxy! Simply step into the transporter, think of a joke, and ta da, you're at your destination!
4. Smite heretics like you've never smote before
Remember the good old days when smiting used to just be a simple lightning bolt? Well, we've decided that that's not enough. Why incinerate your heretic when you can annihilate them down to the last quark? Send thousands of molecule-thin blades at the heretics, or bring down the Triumvirate's fury in the form of a nuclear bomb. Whichever the case, the heretic will regret the day he or she decided to say "kAwa11 d3sU nE!!!!11!"
5. Get discounts on the items in our armory
Yes, this is very important. As you may or may not know, the cheapest suit of armor found in our armory is worth as much as a decent-sized planet. As such, a 20% discount can really mean a lot. Simply display your "I Am A LOL! Magician" member card at any of our outlets to enjoy an instant discount on many products! Not applicable to marked items or weapons of planetary destruction.
6. Design an outfit that makes James Bond look like a sissy
Shining armor that changes colour in the sunlight AND is flexible enough for gym practice? Not enough. A cape that can be used for flight AND melee combat? Nah. A pair of ridiculously huge sunglasses capable of surviving nuclear holocaust that is sharp enough to separate two distinct molecules? Nope. Combine all three of them together, and you get a suit of armor worthy of the Triumvirate! What's more, you can materialize this outfit from thin air (refer to point 1) with the flick of your fingers! What more do you want?
7. Screw the rules
Who said you can't break the fourth wall? Defy plot convention and more! Killing the protagonist is now a piece of cake! Falling off a ravine? Have no fear, gravity only takes effect after you notice it.
So why are you still hesitating? Learn the art of LOL! today!
7 Great Things You Can Do With LOL! Magic
Ever seen David Copperfield? Yeah, you know, the guy who made a truck disappear. I know, he also walked through the Great Wall of China. But so what? With LOL! Magic, you can make galaxies disappear! Something's blocking your way? Blow it off the face of the planet! You can make even the most skilled magicians of this planet cower in terror at your astounding powers.
1. Create matter out of nothing
Screw the laws of physics! Who says that matter can't be created or destroyed? Materialize guns and drills out of nowhere! Remove your enemies from existence with a flick of your fingers! Anything is possible with enough LOL!. Never mind that creating too much matter will eventually cause the universe to collapse under its own gravity, enjoy life while you can!
2. Conduct death-defying stunts
Thought the Matrix was cool? Well, even Neo can't compare to you as you laugh maniacally while surfing a gigantic flaming sword down from the stratosphere which crashes straight into your enemy. Or perhaps you'd like to dodge 15 million lasers coming at you at the same time while firing 15 million lasers back with your fingers. Latin chanting in the background is completely optional.
3. Travel between planets instantly
Interstellar travel has become even zippier with LOL! Magic. No more travelling at light speeds and taking years to reach the next galaxy! Simply step into the transporter, think of a joke, and ta da, you're at your destination!
4. Smite heretics like you've never smote before
Remember the good old days when smiting used to just be a simple lightning bolt? Well, we've decided that that's not enough. Why incinerate your heretic when you can annihilate them down to the last quark? Send thousands of molecule-thin blades at the heretics, or bring down the Triumvirate's fury in the form of a nuclear bomb. Whichever the case, the heretic will regret the day he or she decided to say "kAwa11 d3sU nE!!!!11!"
5. Get discounts on the items in our armory
Yes, this is very important. As you may or may not know, the cheapest suit of armor found in our armory is worth as much as a decent-sized planet. As such, a 20% discount can really mean a lot. Simply display your "I Am A LOL! Magician" member card at any of our outlets to enjoy an instant discount on many products! Not applicable to marked items or weapons of planetary destruction.
6. Design an outfit that makes James Bond look like a sissy
Shining armor that changes colour in the sunlight AND is flexible enough for gym practice? Not enough. A cape that can be used for flight AND melee combat? Nah. A pair of ridiculously huge sunglasses capable of surviving nuclear holocaust that is sharp enough to separate two distinct molecules? Nope. Combine all three of them together, and you get a suit of armor worthy of the Triumvirate! What's more, you can materialize this outfit from thin air (refer to point 1) with the flick of your fingers! What more do you want?
7. Screw the rules
Who said you can't break the fourth wall? Defy plot convention and more! Killing the protagonist is now a piece of cake! Falling off a ravine? Have no fear, gravity only takes effect after you notice it.
So why are you still hesitating? Learn the art of LOL! today!
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