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Which Tribe Do You Belong To?
TimeDragon888 Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:08 am
Originally posted by TimeDragon888 on 30 Jan 2009. Link here: http://surrealtwilight.com/viewtopic.php?p=256161#p256161
1. The Tribe of Esau the Red
Like hunting? Enjoy the fine art of crossbowing? Simply hate those filthy hippies? Then this is the tribe for you! Direct descendants from the legendary Esau the Red, you have acquired the sacred ability of wielding crossbows. Furthermore, you have a natural resistance to hippiness (+5) to better aid you in your quest of hippy slaying.
2. The Tribe of Tassadar
If you simply love explosions, dreams and the myriad ways of the High Templar (he's been taking too much drugs) and the Dork Templar (who isn't really that scary at all), then this tribe is for you! You get the ability to read dreams, give totally uncomprehensible and unrelevant meanings to them, and you also get a free pack of C4 explosives too!
3. The Tribe of Whatwhatwhat?
Are you blur all the time? No idea what's happening around you? You must be in the tribe of Whatwhatwhat? then! You get an instant amnesia skill (+3), gain free discounts on memory and observation skills, and something else which you probably won't notice!
4. The Tribe of Holymenhere
Like singing, dancing and painting elephants purple and pink? Then you must be in the tribe of Holymenhere! Being a tribe of priests, you are required to make daily offerings to the Gods, sing praises in a drunken voice, and much more. You get an instant faith boost once you discover your roots in this tribe.
5. The Tribe of Idontcare
Hmm... you probably won't care about this description, but I'll give it to you anyway. The tribe of Idontcare mostly comprises of people who love to live life day by day, not caring about the consequences of their actions. [s]They make perfect guinea pigs too.[/s]
6. The Tribe of Eatsalot
For all those food lovers out there, this is the tribe for you! Big food, small food, red food, green food, purple-with-green-spots food, the members of this tribe will eat it all! You have the innate skill "Stomach of Spinach" if you are a member of this tribe, which allows you to eat twice as much spinach as you usually could. It doesn't work on other vegetables, for some reason.
7. The Tribe of Oohprettylights!
Simply love the Turtle God, Wstfgl? Can't wait to get your hands on that shell of his [s]to make some soup[/s]? Simply love cancellations and whatnot? Then discover your heritage in the Tribe of Oohprettylights! today! The members of this tribe gets a random amount of stats and a random skill.
8. The Tribe of Ilostmywatch
TimeDragon888. What's not to love? This tribe worships the holy Time Traveler with all their heart, soul, mind and peanuts, and whatnot. They also have a small amount of control over time, granted to them by the Time Traveler himself.
9. The Tribe of Greenstuff
Seriously loves green? If the goddess of the Holy Triumvirate is your thing, then this tribe is for you! All members of tribe of Greenstuff gets an instant addiction to anything green.
10. The Tribe of Forthehellofit
Thunder. Lightning. Flying pigs. If your life's ambition is to become a smiter, perhaps you deserve to be in the tribe of Forthehellofit! Being a tribe of smiters, all members get the privilege of free smitings every week.
11. The Tribe of Gman
Want to win all the time? Love being as powerful as you can? Just like God-modding? If so, then this is the only tribe left for you. If so, you have been declared a heretic, and will be the main target of smiters. However, you are also allowed to cheat at roleplaying as much as you want.
12. The Tribe of Bawkbawk
Bawk! If animals and you have a strong affinity, then you should be one of the farmers in the Tribe of Bawkbawk! You [s]are doomed[/s] will live a life of farming, raising animals that will inevitably revolt against you in the near future. Have fun!
13. The Lost Tribe of Jim
Have a tendency to repeat the same line over and over again? Have a simply generic-looking name? You must be a member of this lost tribe of Jim, which was separated from the other 12 tribes since the invasion of the Borg. Being a tribe made almost completely of random NPCs, there are no special traits associated with this tribe. However, people generally don't expect random NPCs to plot evil World Domination schemes, so maybe you can try that out.
Which Tribe Do You Belong To?
Unbeknowest to all of you (except for me, Wst and HH), the second chapter to Ye Boocke of Ye Ages is currently being written - Ye Boocke of Exotic Birds! Mentioned in that very chapter is the 12 Tribes of the Believers of the Holy Triumvirate. This is a simple test to see which tribe you belong to.1. The Tribe of Esau the Red
Like hunting? Enjoy the fine art of crossbowing? Simply hate those filthy hippies? Then this is the tribe for you! Direct descendants from the legendary Esau the Red, you have acquired the sacred ability of wielding crossbows. Furthermore, you have a natural resistance to hippiness (+5) to better aid you in your quest of hippy slaying.
2. The Tribe of Tassadar
If you simply love explosions, dreams and the myriad ways of the High Templar (he's been taking too much drugs) and the Dork Templar (who isn't really that scary at all), then this tribe is for you! You get the ability to read dreams, give totally uncomprehensible and unrelevant meanings to them, and you also get a free pack of C4 explosives too!
3. The Tribe of Whatwhatwhat?
Are you blur all the time? No idea what's happening around you? You must be in the tribe of Whatwhatwhat? then! You get an instant amnesia skill (+3), gain free discounts on memory and observation skills, and something else which you probably won't notice!
4. The Tribe of Holymenhere
Like singing, dancing and painting elephants purple and pink? Then you must be in the tribe of Holymenhere! Being a tribe of priests, you are required to make daily offerings to the Gods, sing praises in a drunken voice, and much more. You get an instant faith boost once you discover your roots in this tribe.
5. The Tribe of Idontcare
Hmm... you probably won't care about this description, but I'll give it to you anyway. The tribe of Idontcare mostly comprises of people who love to live life day by day, not caring about the consequences of their actions. [s]They make perfect guinea pigs too.[/s]
6. The Tribe of Eatsalot
For all those food lovers out there, this is the tribe for you! Big food, small food, red food, green food, purple-with-green-spots food, the members of this tribe will eat it all! You have the innate skill "Stomach of Spinach" if you are a member of this tribe, which allows you to eat twice as much spinach as you usually could. It doesn't work on other vegetables, for some reason.
7. The Tribe of Oohprettylights!
Simply love the Turtle God, Wstfgl? Can't wait to get your hands on that shell of his [s]to make some soup[/s]? Simply love cancellations and whatnot? Then discover your heritage in the Tribe of Oohprettylights! today! The members of this tribe gets a random amount of stats and a random skill.
8. The Tribe of Ilostmywatch
TimeDragon888. What's not to love? This tribe worships the holy Time Traveler with all their heart, soul, mind and peanuts, and whatnot. They also have a small amount of control over time, granted to them by the Time Traveler himself.
9. The Tribe of Greenstuff
Seriously loves green? If the goddess of the Holy Triumvirate is your thing, then this tribe is for you! All members of tribe of Greenstuff gets an instant addiction to anything green.
10. The Tribe of Forthehellofit
Thunder. Lightning. Flying pigs. If your life's ambition is to become a smiter, perhaps you deserve to be in the tribe of Forthehellofit! Being a tribe of smiters, all members get the privilege of free smitings every week.
11. The Tribe of Gman
Want to win all the time? Love being as powerful as you can? Just like God-modding? If so, then this is the only tribe left for you. If so, you have been declared a heretic, and will be the main target of smiters. However, you are also allowed to cheat at roleplaying as much as you want.
12. The Tribe of Bawkbawk
Bawk! If animals and you have a strong affinity, then you should be one of the farmers in the Tribe of Bawkbawk! You [s]are doomed[/s] will live a life of farming, raising animals that will inevitably revolt against you in the near future. Have fun!
13. The Lost Tribe of Jim
Have a tendency to repeat the same line over and over again? Have a simply generic-looking name? You must be a member of this lost tribe of Jim, which was separated from the other 12 tribes since the invasion of the Borg. Being a tribe made almost completely of random NPCs, there are no special traits associated with this tribe. However, people generally don't expect random NPCs to plot evil World Domination schemes, so maybe you can try that out.
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